idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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