This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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