You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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