im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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