Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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