i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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