Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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