Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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