he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Randomize
