So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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