On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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