Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We have started to decorate penises.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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