I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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