I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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