got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
porn star boner night. come get it.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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