So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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