i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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