I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
