My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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