singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i out mim tonsoeep
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