Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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