So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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