THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I party with great urgency now.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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