Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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