is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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