She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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