Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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