none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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