bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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