Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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