It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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