thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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