it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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