She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We need a shit load of segways right now
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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