Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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go home
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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