Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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