Where is the hickey?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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