why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
now i know why i became what i already was.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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