Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we made out on top of his cat.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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