Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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