i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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