i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
