Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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