Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
birth control should be required to get into college
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
