would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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