Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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