Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
soo... how was my night?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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