hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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