Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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