I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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