: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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